Hi! Kelly, here. Part writer, part designer, wholly awesome.
Kelly, here. You’re probably not wondering why you’re here. Given I’d jumped at the chance to work with you after falling in love with the concept of your brand, I wanted to send you some of the concepts I’d like to explore.
I've always found the idea of cover letter's daunting. How do I explain in so many proper words to please support me monetarily? The thing is, I love to write and connect. From blogging, freelancing to forcing others to listen to me wax poetic about any forms of media.
I've always been drawn to more than one thing. I don't want to just talk about books, movies or politics, singularly. I want to create a diverse space where anything is on the table, and the only thing that connects them is my sarcasm. So really, this newsletter is a completely legal way to sneak into peoples home and get them to love me. I am a millennium (just realize I don't know how to spell this. Why so many 'n's') can you tell?
Below I’ve included a few newsletter pitches to give you an idea of my voice. It includes a few previous articles I’ve written.
And, if you’re actually reading this: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT! I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW! I MEAN, BECAUSE OF THIS, BUT ALSO, I WAS JUST GIFTED A YOUTUBE PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION, SO ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD!
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”
If you need further newsletter pitches or more information, don’t hesitate to let me know.
THANKS SO MUCH,
Kelly
Should Long-term Friendships Be Exempt Of Cancel Culture? (LINKED)
My name is Kelly and I’m a serial cancel culture-er. Long before it was considered the handsome partner to the self-care movement or psychotic boyfriend of the trolling universe, it started as my way of cultivating my own positivity and lessening negative aspects of my life. It was liberating, empowering and in my opinion now, relatively necessary. Now, before you give me all sorts of side-eye, I’m not saying you shouldn’t step away from someone who is a draining force in your life, but discarding people as if they are garbage to be taken out isn’t morally positive either. Let’s discuss.
Legally F*cked: Why Being Paid For Sex Is Only Illegal If You Don’t Film It
This little tidbit of knowledge is brought to you by the letter “p”, as in prejudice, persecution, permits, pornography, and prostitution. So technically pornography, by law, is allowed under the protection of freedom of speech. Of course, it helps that the industry generates roughly $10 billion a year in revenue, which is heavily taxed, levied and somewhat regulated, so many can enjoy all the perks that conditional sex legalization can pay for, but why continue to prosecute prostitution?
“The secret to a lasting marriage is baby oil.”* Joyce, 67, states so passively I could have hugged her. After almost 47 years of marriage and 3 sons later, Joyce, in part, credits the connection her and husband share with their lively sex life. “Baby oil works wonders when grabbing a man’s balls.”
5 Ways To Redirect Negative Thinking Habits (IDEA)
Time to Marie Kondo those negative thoughts by following these few steps. Everything from meditation to practicing positive affirmations can be just what the doctor ordered to help uplift your mental state.
Are Open Relationships The New Norm? (IDEA)
I’d like to focus on the psychology, environmental and cultural elements that play into the complexities of open relationships. Also, have the abundance of dating apps created an evolution or devolution of polyamorous values.
Here’s Your Monthly Horror-scope, Just in Time For Valentines Day
Pisces: Now is the time to get that trick knee looked at. You’re already stereotyped as being sensitive, but let’s show everyone how strong you really are by not falling down while running for your life.
Are Ever-Changing Health Food Trends More Harmful Than Helpful? (IDEA)
Celery juice, celery juice, everywhere the celery juice. Can we take a moment to observe that yes, it’s great to try new things, expand our diets, and to try to maintain healthy eating habits? But, and this is a big but, the overwhelming amount of health trends introduced, I don’t know, hourly, has made health secondary to appearing to be in the know. Let’s discuss.
Books or Fire Tinder? 10 Recyclable Uses For Media From People You Hate to Hate.
Finally put Donald Trumps books to good use.